Country Folk Style

LOG ON

Makin’ the stove hotter

LOG OFF

Coolin’ ‘er down

Monitor

Keepin’ a eye on ‘er

DOWNLOAD

Gittin’ the farwood off’n the truk

MEGA HERTZ

When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood

FLOPPY DISK

Whutcha git from tryin’ to load too much farwood

RAM

That thar thang what splits farwood

HARD DRIVE

Gitten home in the winter time

WINDOWS

Whut to shut when it’s cold

SCREEN

Whut ta shut when its black fly season

BYTE

Whut dem dang flys do

CHIP

Munchies fer the TV

MICRO CHIP

Whut’s in the bottom of the munchie bag

MODEM

Whutcha do in the hay fields

LAPTOP

Whar the kittie naps

KEYBOARD

Whar ya hang the dang truk keys

SOFTWARE

Them thar plastic forks and knives

MOUSE

Whut eats the grain in the barn

MOUSE PAD

Thats jes hippie talk fer where the mouse lives

MAINFRAME

Holds up the barn roof

PORT

Fancy schmantcie flatlander wine

ENTER

Duh! How ya git in the house

CLICK

Whut ya hear when ya cock yer gun

DOUBLE-CLICK

Whut ya hear when ya really mean buziness

RE-BOOT

Whut ya have ta do right before bed when ya have ta go out!