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Technology

Country Folk Style

LOG ON

country folk log on

Makin’ the stove hotter

LOG OFF

country folk log off

Coolin’ ‘er down

Monitor

country folk monitor

Keepin’ a eye on ‘er

DOWNLOAD

country folk download

Gittin’ the farwood off’n the truk

MEGA HERTZ

country folk megahertz

When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood

FLOPPY DISK

country folk floppy disk

Whutcha git from tryin’ to load too much farwood

RAM

country folk ram

That thar thang what splits farwood

HARD DRIVE

country folk hard drive

Gitten home in the winter time

WINDOWS

country folk windows

    Whut to shut when it’s cold

SCREEN

country folk screen

Whut ta shut when its black fly season

BYTE

country folk byte

Whut dem dang flys do

CHIP

country folk chip

Munchies fer the TV

MICRO CHIP

country folk micro chip

Whut’s in the bottom of the munchie bag

MODEM

country folks modem

Whutcha do in the hay fields

LAPTOP

country folk laptop

Whar the kittie naps

KEYBOARD

country folk keyboard

Whar ya hang the dang truk keys

SOFTWARE

country folk software

Them thar plastic forks and knives

MOUSE

country folk mouse

Whut eats the grain in the barn

MOUSE PAD

country folk mousepad

Thats jes hippie talk fer where the mouse lives

MAINFRAME

country folk mainframe

Holds up the barn roof

PORT

country folk port

Fancy schmantcie flatlander wine

ENTER

country folk enter

Duh! How ya git in the house

CLICK

country folk click

Whut ya hear when ya cock yer gun

DOUBLE-CLICK

country folk double click

Whut ya hear when ya really mean buziness

RE-BOOT

country folk reboot

Whut ya have ta do right before bed when ya have ta go out!

 

 

Now you know how country folk think of technology. There are some fer it and some agin it. Maybe we should all stick together like it used to be before we became so dependent on our gadgets.

Contact Brandy: brandy@shitzngigglez.com